Sweet Play, You Should Say It At The Lighthouse!

Hi everybody, I made up an awesome play for you! You can play it just
about any place you like! I recommend the lighthouse! It's called
Penguin Life Guards To The Rescue! Setting: At The Cove
Lifeguard: Everybody, please be careful in the water!
Penguin no. 1: Hey Lifeguard! I'm dying here come save me!
Lifeguard: (runs to penguin no. 1) I'll save you! Don't worry, grab onto
this! (throws a life preserver at penguin no. 1)
Penguin no. 2: Gosh, you really /_are_/ a bad lifeguard! I could save
any penguin with that theory!
Lifeguard: OK, then if you're so smart. (crosses arms)
(penguin no. 2 interrups) Well, wich I _am!_
Lifeguard: Save this penguin!
(points to /fatter/ penguin no. 3)
penguin 2: (gulps) Well, some penguins have different judgment about
certain things, and so that means.......BYE! (runs away into the forest)
penguin no. 3: (pulls off padding under suit) Guess it worked! (reveals
thin scroungy penguin

The End!